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Chris!! Page

Writer. Artist. Bottle of Wonder.
Jan 24 '23

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cellars. obviously.

Can’t. The cellar is full of Amontillado.

Where? I don’t see it

Just down here. Come this way and I’ll show you.

Dec 13 '22

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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

Always reblog the potato. 😄

Bless me, potato of luck!

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Nov 29 '21

Flowchart


Flowchart designed for in-game action sequence for a fictional game called Undertown.

Undertown is a horror-noir game set in the seaside town of Hollow Bay. The player is former police detective Antoinette “Toni” Barrow, who was forced to resign from the force after failing to solve the murder of the Mayor’s daughter, Bryxton.

With no money, and fewer job prospects, Toni eventually became a…


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Nov 29 '21

Turbolift (Sample Script)


Sample dialogue script for an in game cut-scene

INT. TURBOLIFT DAYThree individuals sit in opposing corners of a steel platform, all staring down at their hands.The platform itself is all smooth edges and sharp lines, clearly designed by someone with a love for aerodynamics. It has no walls or ceilings, the only light coming from the energy field that holds it in place and moves it between…

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Nov 29 '21

Barks Example


Scene: Comedic-Noir game. The player and NPCs are infiltrating a warehouse. They have been hired by a client to find his missing daughter, and need information. The warehouse is populated with guards (far more than would be needed in an ordinary warehouse)PC: Elise Gideon – A master thief who has a small crew that she uses to pull off impossible jobs. They’ve been hired by Conrad Worthington, a…

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Jul 21 '21

Souvenirs


I was eight years old, the first time it happened.
Mom had shopping to do, and dragged me along with her. I tried to convince her to leave me in the magazine section so I could read comics, but she wasn’t having any of it. Instead I followed her up and down the aisles as she compared prices on bread, and looked at off-brand cans of vegetables.
At the far end of the aisle, a man was pretending to…


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Jul 21 '21

Arrivals


It’s the first thing they’re told when they arrive: “Do not switch lines.” We even have it translated into the different languages. It’s followed by the usual instructions: “Arrivals from Orion Beta, follow the blue line. Arrivals from Cassiopeia , follow the red line. If you are unsure which line to follow, wait in the orange zone and one of our associates will direct you shortly.”
For the most…


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Jul 21 '21

Stomach Trouble


Marcus St. Croix was jolted from sleep by an intense gurgling and sharp stabbing pain in his stomach. He rushed to the bathroom, hoping that whatever happened would at least be quick. Hunched over on the toilet, he tried to flip through the pages of the magazine stashed on top of the tank, but the pain was just too much.
He felt a sudden rush of relief as a torrent of solid matter slid into the…


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Apr 5 '21

Pulling Teeth


An interactive fiction game made in Twine, Pulling Teeth is based on my short story of the same name.

You’re trapped in the house with a monster. Can you make it through the night without becoming one yourself? Play this thrilling horror game to find out for yourself.

http://textadventures.co.uk/games/view/0pa0o99ge0einesrh8q6gg/pullling-teeth

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Sep 4 '20

Spy Guys (Writing Sample)

Spy Guys (Writing Sample)

RUFUS (tall and skinny male in a black suit) and MALCOLM (short and fat male in an equally black suit) are standing in an empty field. In the distance a large volcano with an ominous cloud of smoke rises into the air above them.

RUFUS: Oh man, we did it! We graduated spy school! We’re top secret spy guys now!

MALCOLM: Top secret! I can’t wait! What’s our first mission?

RUFUS: It says…

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